So, in trying to update the song page (and maybe the handy pocket book of songs) I recalled we never wrote the words down for "Dirty Vancouver".
I think it goes like this but I thought I would check:
Dirty Vancouver (tune: You are my Sunshine)
You're from Vancouver
Dirty Vancouver
You're only happy
On welfare day
Your mum's out thieving
Your dad's drug-dealing
So please don't take, my hubcaps away
Of course we also need to learn the following for the Rangers game:
In your Glasgow slums
In your Glasgow slums
You look in the bucket for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Glasgow slums
(I found a really crappy YouTube version for the tune.)